Janice Dickinson takes a break at South Beach

Our chums over at I'm Not Obsessed have spotted self-proclaimed "worlds first supermodel" and celebrity gob Janice Dickinson in South Beach, Miami, looking rather cold and giving her own unique take on the Britney Spears meltdown.

Here's how Janice would sort it out:

“I’d slap her silly! I’d slap the living s**t out of her!”