The Daily Mail reports that Paris Hilton was banned from the Ararat Park Hyatt Moscow after signing her name on the expensive wallpaper.
The dippy heiress, 27, scribbled “Paris Moscow 2008” in black marker in the Hyatt’s £8,000-a-night presidential suite for a photoshoot during a stay in the Russian capital.
Update: Well, of course it wasn't true. Preposterous.
Pictures here.
Paris Hilton was arrested...finally, being dumb is a criminal offense. Be prepared Kardashian sisters, the law enforcement is on its way for you.