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I see disgusted from Tunbridge Wells has been monopolising the message boards on Cruise.co.uk, getting in a sweat (or is that also deemed too disgusting) about Ocean Village's show Fever and a swingers cruise on a Carnival ship.

What an incredible bunch of prudes!

I do wonder if some of the comments about the swingers cruise are for real. Sam asks "Who would want to go on the ship now they know what it has been used for?"

What on earth does he think hundreds of other couples do on cruise ships to pass the long nights (and the days as well if all the "do not disturb" signs on doors are anything to go by!).

As for Fever, I'm still baffled how anyone could take offence. I saw it with my daughter, then 13. Her verdict: that it was rather tame. She had been especially looking forward to it after I was warned it might be unsuitable for her young eyes!

Actually it was just a good show, a bit different from the norm. A shame that Williams, who branded it raunchy and started the whole debate, never even bothered to go!